vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

(Source: thighrabanks, via nuggetsexual)

hijok:

nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists

(Source: lauukin, via thephandumb)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis)

billiejoezee:

bobeestinger:

i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar

 I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.

(via gameofwholockatural)

itisnotatinyguitar:

ravefromthegrave:

no-morality-core:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

What exactly did they rescue him from? Himself??

hahahahaha awwww it’s kinda cute in a sort of frightening way

faIRY GOD PARENTS *twitch*

moriarty:

samtemple-davidtemple:

zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.

the man who is known as best dressed look

then you have the wats going on look.

classy millionaire

colorful hobo

(Source: bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face, via timeladytales)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via bilboswagginses)

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

(via thanksfornotgivinguponmebrother)