May 2013
144 posts
sorryimclosed:
IM LAUHGING SO HARD BECAUSE THE PUNK KID FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SLEEPS LIKE
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
flutterlings:
i caNT STOP LAUGHIN
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds:
I will let you know if I discover anything.
"I'm in "love" with someone I've never met"
sodamnrelatable:
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
...
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
capnsmoshbuscusissonotonfirelike:
sexyhowell:
overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
I never thought Malta would be on a tumblr post
I know right you go Malta four for you
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
emnacarstairs:
I think Graham Norton may hate Eurovision even more than Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
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tastes-like-love:
stayy-sassyy:
balaylee:
I’ve never heard of Eurovison ever in my life. I’m just a teenage girl who lives in Canada and I’m so confused on what’s going on. To me it looks like Europe is putting on some homosexual musical of sorts and their voting over whose is…
morihearty:
graham norton perfectly represents england and that’s really ironic because he’s irish
hoflords:
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
madmanwithclaws:
In Europe, there’s no more fandom blogs for tonight.
There’s only Eurovision.
Nothing else exists.
iggyseyebrows:
221butts:
WHAT
he spoke in japanese too are you sure this isnt anime
tumblr right now
mooraan:
whovians freaking out about doctor who
stop yahoo campaign
wild europeans celebrating eurovision
the-eleventh-blog:
why can’t i vote for graham norton
ellaangelus:
kahterinepierce:
THIS WHOLE CONTINENT IS ON CRACK OH GOD
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
jardestiel:
i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
michaelcliffordss:
imagine if dan and phil had to do the voting on eurovision
teenyblondini:
myheadtothesky:
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
sunshien:
i do like how ireland and the uk bond over sharing graham norton
Graham Norton: ladies and gentlemen we've done it.. 4 countries have given us points
ifearnofish:
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
whilelifepassesby:
klainecrisser:
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
cumbercolllective:
United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the future.
Graham Norton: I know it's tragic that we're thrilled with 13 points - but we are genuinely thrilled.
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
xlongbottom:
when you’re sad
remember the malta guy
bennetwilcox:
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
sassygayalexkralie:
hooperbay:
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
leychal:
we all know who the real star of eurovision is
